if only wank were really like ibuprofen
the wank and the rain are both really coming down. (well, to be fair, the wank is there already and i'm just reading it with great enjoyment.)
until wank gains magical restorative properties, i've got the ibuprofen here and now i just need a glass of water. sometimes i wish the dog had hands.
edit: ahahah. saw it in metaquotes yesterday, but didn't appreciate the beauty until i'd read all the wank it was taking aim at...
sorchar says Just as a bit of advice: Before trying to use the "battle of wits with unarmed person" snark, one should make sure one's own weapons are loaded, and that one can actually find the battlefield.
until wank gains magical restorative properties, i've got the ibuprofen here and now i just need a glass of water. sometimes i wish the dog had hands.
edit: ahahah. saw it in metaquotes yesterday, but didn't appreciate the beauty until i'd read all the wank it was taking aim at...
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