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Jared, ancient vampire lord, lives in exile within an invisible barrier called The Veil. It is another world within our world where he and all his kind live in peace. But the sacred promise which created The Veil to keep man and vampire separate, has been broken, and created a deadly tear. If the Veil should fall, chaos will reign

There is a boy and he wears makeup. There is another boy who shouldn’t like the first boy, but he does. Even if he doesn’t understand why.

The one where Jack has wet dreams, goes looking for gay advice, Fraiser gets killed and Daniel wants him so much he can't see.

Everything is going fine for Dr. Jensen Ackles, a successful 3rd-year resident in obstetrics and gynecology at Grace's Heart hospital in San Francisco. But when a 22-year-old art student shows up at claiming he's pregnant, Jensen is completely certain he's crazy. After a bunch of tests, a sonogram and a bizarre story about having invoked the wrath of a ram-headed Egyptian fertility god, it turns out that Jared Padalecki isn't joking: he really did get knocked up! And when Jared insists on having an OB-GYN of his own gender, Jensen's long stretch of successfully not falling for one of his patients is finally at an end.