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dominatemeplz. i think that old one i saw once was better, though. like 'what was the weirdest object you ever used' and... yeah. that old one was funny. but this isn't so bad.
1. If you were to rape someone, who would it be?
i don't like this question. i mean, i don't like the word used in a joking, or figurative, or whatever, way. i just... it's not funny. it can't be cute. i can't focus on the intent of the question.
but 'ravish' is a word you can use in that lamer sense and it used to mean the same thing, and then time and connotations and whatnot... maybe in thirty years (or 150) 'rape' will be okay...
anyway. i really want to ravishwax_jism. i mean, she's the only one i really LITERALLY want to ravish. some of the rest of y'all are too cute for words though. like southpaw526, dominatemeplz, ann_larimer, girlcakes, kmazzy, randwise_gamgee (yes, honey, i know you're gay).
2. Have you ever masturbated?
ahhah. yeah. not in the past few weeks. (it IS the tmi quiz!)
3. Describe your orgasm, if you can.
it's nice.
ahem. yeah, it's nice, but it's gentle. like if you sit in a hot tub in front of those little jets and let them massage your lower back.
4. What is your size (breasts/penis)?
i wear 32A bras, with foam cups, as flat as i can find them, because otherwise my nipples would show all the time. as much as i'd love to be all raggedy tshirt and nipples showing dykey, i live in the heart of dixie, and getting along depends on my social identity as upper middle class, so i ... don't. around here. but anyway, i have almost NO breasts. less than a handful forwax_jism's precious tiny hands. nearly flat. no need for a bra at all, only these giant monster nipples.
5. Who were the last five people you dreamt (not fantasized, but actually dreamt of) of having sex with?
ewan mcgregor, andwax_jism, and some anonymous people, i think. in these dreams i'm not always myself, either.
6. Who was the last person you fantasized about?
it was a Faceless Person.
7. Would you ever masturbate another person? (Answer for both male and female)
Male: yeah, probably.
Female: duh.
8. Would you ever give oral sex to another person? (Answer for both male and female)
Male: with some qualms.
Female: yeah. bring it on.
9. Would you ever take oral sex from another person? (Answer for both male and female)
Male: yeah.
Female: yeah.
10. Who do you most often think of while masturbating?
i don't keep, like, a record, for statistics, people! i actually don't think of other people that often while masturbating.
11. What do you think of your breasts/penis?
i like my boobs. i wish i could just go braless.
12. Have you ever named your breasts/penis, and if so, what?
nope.
13. Name the most appealing feature (below the chin).
i'm big on necks. on women, breasts more than ass. but it's mostly an overall thing. i'm an aesthetic kind of person, but i'm not picky. i just like images everywhere.
14. Where would you most like to have sex?
a closet might be cool.
15. Have you ever completely stripped for a friend, and if so, who?
nope.
16. Would you ever go skinny dipping, and name three people you'd like to go with.
yeah. skinny dipping doesn't have to be that sexual, imo. unless you're all repressed. but most of my friends list! uh,wax_jism, hollsk, kmazzy. (i'd say you, southpaw526, but i bet you wouldn't want to.)
17. If you could see one person naked from your LJ list, who would it be?
i don't know. it seems unfair to answer wax for all of these. who else?dominatemeplz is way pretty.
18. Top or bottom?
top first and slightly more often.
19. What would you most like to be done to you by the object of your affections?
she can pin me to the wallany day RIGHT NOW.
20. What would you most like to do to that person?
grope her/nuzzle her are tied. how about both at once. mmmyeah.
21. What are you licking, and what part of their body are you licking it from?
no food+sex, wax decrees. i'm drinking water from her collarbones and the hollow of her throat in the shower.
22. Who from your lj-list do you think would be best in bed?
like, empirically, and not like 'whom from your list would you, personally, most enjoy in bed'? huh.girlcakes or aynatonal or kmazzy.
23. If you could shamelessly ask the other gender a question, what would it be?
is having a penis something you're GENUINELY pleased and proud about? like you're walking along and you think, 'whoa. YES! SCORE. i have a penis.'?
dominatemeplz. i think that old one i saw once was better, though. like 'what was the weirdest object you ever used' and... yeah. that old one was funny. but this isn't so bad. 1. If you were to rape someone, who would it be?
i don't like this question. i mean, i don't like the word used in a joking, or figurative, or whatever, way. i just... it's not funny. it can't be cute. i can't focus on the intent of the question.
but 'ravish' is a word you can use in that lamer sense and it used to mean the same thing, and then time and connotations and whatnot... maybe in thirty years (or 150) 'rape' will be okay...
anyway. i really want to ravish
wax_jism. i mean, she's the only one i really LITERALLY want to ravish. some of the rest of y'all are too cute for words though. like southpaw526, dominatemeplz, ann_larimer, girlcakes, kmazzy, randwise_gamgee (yes, honey, i know you're gay).2. Have you ever masturbated?
ahhah. yeah. not in the past few weeks. (it IS the tmi quiz!)
3. Describe your orgasm, if you can.
it's nice.
ahem. yeah, it's nice, but it's gentle. like if you sit in a hot tub in front of those little jets and let them massage your lower back.
4. What is your size (breasts/penis)?
i wear 32A bras, with foam cups, as flat as i can find them, because otherwise my nipples would show all the time. as much as i'd love to be all raggedy tshirt and nipples showing dykey, i live in the heart of dixie, and getting along depends on my social identity as upper middle class, so i ... don't. around here. but anyway, i have almost NO breasts. less than a handful for
wax_jism's precious tiny hands. nearly flat. no need for a bra at all, only these giant monster nipples.5. Who were the last five people you dreamt (not fantasized, but actually dreamt of) of having sex with?
ewan mcgregor, and
wax_jism, and some anonymous people, i think. in these dreams i'm not always myself, either.6. Who was the last person you fantasized about?
it was a Faceless Person.
7. Would you ever masturbate another person? (Answer for both male and female)
Male: yeah, probably.
Female: duh.
8. Would you ever give oral sex to another person? (Answer for both male and female)
Male: with some qualms.
Female: yeah. bring it on.
9. Would you ever take oral sex from another person? (Answer for both male and female)
Male: yeah.
Female: yeah.
10. Who do you most often think of while masturbating?
i don't keep, like, a record, for statistics, people! i actually don't think of other people that often while masturbating.
11. What do you think of your breasts/penis?
i like my boobs. i wish i could just go braless.
12. Have you ever named your breasts/penis, and if so, what?
nope.
13. Name the most appealing feature (below the chin).
i'm big on necks. on women, breasts more than ass. but it's mostly an overall thing. i'm an aesthetic kind of person, but i'm not picky. i just like images everywhere.
14. Where would you most like to have sex?
a closet might be cool.
15. Have you ever completely stripped for a friend, and if so, who?
nope.
16. Would you ever go skinny dipping, and name three people you'd like to go with.
yeah. skinny dipping doesn't have to be that sexual, imo. unless you're all repressed. but most of my friends list! uh,
wax_jism, hollsk, kmazzy. (i'd say you, southpaw526, but i bet you wouldn't want to.)17. If you could see one person naked from your LJ list, who would it be?
i don't know. it seems unfair to answer wax for all of these. who else?
dominatemeplz is way pretty. 18. Top or bottom?
top first and slightly more often.
19. What would you most like to be done to you by the object of your affections?
she can pin me to the wall
20. What would you most like to do to that person?
grope her/nuzzle her are tied. how about both at once. mmmyeah.
21. What are you licking, and what part of their body are you licking it from?
no food+sex, wax decrees. i'm drinking water from her collarbones and the hollow of her throat in the shower.
22. Who from your lj-list do you think would be best in bed?
like, empirically, and not like 'whom from your list would you, personally, most enjoy in bed'? huh.
girlcakes or aynatonal or kmazzy.23. If you could shamelessly ask the other gender a question, what would it be?
is having a penis something you're GENUINELY pleased and proud about? like you're walking along and you think, 'whoa. YES! SCORE. i have a penis.'?
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Or you just think I'm cute, but ravish sounds more humorous.
*grin* I feel special or something.
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because i'd like to get you very drunk?no subject
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I like it just as much at the royal champagne, and Pembroke. ;)
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I also am not certain that was gramatically correct. -shrugs- I also have apparently started to capitalize. Hm.
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...pembroke?:
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why he is is my closetwhere he is.no subject
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unless i was posing for something. photography! wait. no. don't give me ideas.
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and skinnydipping? oooh i'm way shy.
but i'll take the ravishment. well, you know the theoretical 'should wax not exist' ravishment.
*petpet*
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better living through orgasm. absolutely.
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