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my sister could have written this story.
AHAHAHAHHAHA! <3! badfic! not to insult my sister. for a precocious eleven-year-old, it would be quite good. it's the horrible failed attempts at historical detail that have me writhing on the floor. this is why the ignorant should either build their own universes from scratch or not attempt to write AUs.
edit: HAHAHAHAH...! I explored his mouth lasciviously. It was so worm and hot and wet. HAHAhahahahHA!
edit: HAHAHAHAH...! I explored his mouth lasciviously. It was so worm and hot and wet. HAHAhahahahHA!