cimorene: cartoony drawing of a woman's head in profile giving dubious side-eye (princess)
Cimorene ([personal profile] cimorene) wrote2003-09-07 11:08 am

i dreamt that

+[livejournal.com profile] kitten_head and i and panda, the other cousin our age, were with [livejournal.com profile] kitten_head's parents at some kind of mall somewhere. i was shopping for a new swimsuit top the same shade of black as the bottoms and coveting shoes, and panda was shopping for shoes, and kitten was just shopping. and we were in this giant mall, looking at the barbie section for some reason, which took up an entire wall. and this freaky, crazy woman at the barbie counter got it into her head that we had stolen some barbies (???), but her memory was so bad panda was able to slip away for five seconds while kitten and i were talking to her and then come back, and, engaging her in conversation as a wholly new person, distract her. eventually we managed to introduce all three of ourselves to her as new people looking for something because of her extremely short attention span, although i can't recall what we told her we were looking for. we eventually told her there was a fire in he store and escaped.

+in the second store, instead of like an example room to display bedding, a threesome involving an elderly connie chung with bleached hair, one more woman, and a hot black guy had actually set up their house on the display and were living there with three children for everyone to see. (comes of reading potcfic, eh?) they were demonstrating how they had a two-times-king-size bed and they all could sleep in it, children included, like puppies in a pile. and then connie was using a scanner to make custom placecards for their dinner that night, at the place where you'd usually pay fopr the bedding. my aunt cherrie complimented her on a cute idea.