::grins:: it's a variation of My Fandom is so on crack because PotC fandom is pretty much Jack/anyone-or-any*thing*-not-fast-enough-to-get-away...well, minus the lovely Pintel/Ragetti and the femmeslash and Norrington/Elizabeth of course...

and plot makes peoples happy! don't wince! 'sides, you're not alone in wanting to see fish!smut...