::frodo and sam are 'fighting' by pinching, pulling hair, nipping, and flicking each other's noses::

gandalf, wide-eyed: i've always had my suspicions about hobbits, but my god, look at their foreplay.
balrog, agreeing: ;alsfjda;lsf jda;slkhdfja;lsdjf. a;dlskg;alds better than television a;sdlfja;sdlf.