in the words of that immortal bard, samuel j. snodgrass, as he was about to be led to the guillotine

[cimorene]

cim: ::stocks in the snackfood area:: oh... potato chips! i think i feel a craving!
paycheck: ::is worth $36::
cim: ::buys lay's limón flavored potato chips::
stomach: it sure is nice being fed nothing but raw organic fruits and vegetables, white rice, and organic pasta! this is the life!
cim: finally, i can slake my vinegar and salt cravings ALL AT ONCE. oh man. oh. oh. that was GOOOOOD.
stomach: WTF is this? preservatives? trans-fatty acids? EWWWW, artificial flavoring???
cim: er. ::makes digestion-soothing tea::
stomach: fuck you, bitch!
cim: but you ASKED for salt and vinegar!!!
stomach: ::produces gas and other discomfort::

Comments

[ex-thewayout304.livejournal.com]

urk. i always feel that way right after eating some particularly delicious chinese food. you crave it for days and days, but once you actually have it down, your stomach holds a grudge.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

hm, i haven't craved chinese in a long, long time. i don't find it very filling. it's like trying to fill up on dorito's, only hot.