free?? Since when has St. Peter ever charged admission? "I'm sorry sir, you can't go in there... yes, I know you're on the list... but it could just be someone else with your name, I'll have to see a ticket first... oh, you don't HAVE a ticket? That'll be you're entire life savings plus your dog. Thanks. Go ahead. WHOA! Thought you'd slip in behind him, did ya? Not so fast..."