my mama's a llama, and this is THE END.

[cimorene]

perrin: dawhy we can't throw other people's belongings on the floor.
me: well, because we have to respect other people's belongings because we want them to respect OUR belongings.
perrin: dawhy we want them to respect OUR belongings.
me: because if they didn't respect our belongings they might damage our belongings and then we would be sad.
perrin: dawhy then we would be so sad if they damaged our belongings.
me: because we like our belongings?
perrin: dawhy we like our belongings.
me: do you know what our belongings are?
perrin: dawhat our belongings are.
me: they're the things that are ours--that belong to us.
perrin: [pause] dawhy we have to clean up after ourselves when we eat.
me: because then there would be a big mess.
perrin: [pause] dawhy it's not good to live in fear.
me: uh...
perrin: a dry downwash poopy! a big spray bottle spraying poopy! a sewing machine CUTTING poopy! hahahahah!