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Cimorene ([personal profile] cimorene) wrote2004-05-14 12:11 pm

my mama's a llama, and this is THE END.

perrin: dawhy we can't throw other people's belongings on the floor.
me: well, because we have to respect other people's belongings because we want them to respect OUR belongings.
perrin: dawhy we want them to respect OUR belongings.
me: because if they didn't respect our belongings they might damage our belongings and then we would be sad.
perrin: dawhy then we would be so sad if they damaged our belongings.
me: because we like our belongings?
perrin: dawhy we like our belongings.
me: do you know what our belongings are?
perrin: dawhat our belongings are.
me: they're the things that are ours--that belong to us.
perrin: [pause] dawhy we have to clean up after ourselves when we eat.
me: because then there would be a big mess.
perrin: [pause] dawhy it's not good to live in fear.
me: uh...
perrin: a dry downwash poopy! a big spray bottle spraying poopy! a sewing machine CUTTING poopy! hahahahah!

[identity profile] perhael.livejournal.com 2004-05-14 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
wow... how does he go from being profound to being crazy in less than a few seconds?

[identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com 2004-05-14 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
he often does.

in the grocery store i was standing in line for my check surreptitiously watching Rat-Frog, and he snuggled in my arms and i said, 'ooh you're being all quiet and snuggly.'

[pause]

perrin: you're being all quiet and snuggly.
me: you are.
perrin: [lifts head, grins] bounce around!
me: i thought you were.
perrin: bounce around!
me: [bounces him gently]
perrin: bounce ALL around here!
me: you mean you want ME to bounce around?
perrin: bounce all around here!
me: well i'm not going to do that because we're in the grocery store.
girl behind me in line: ahahahahahahah.
perrin: bounce all around here and daaaahnce!
me: i'm not going to do that because we're standing in line.
perrin: dawhy.

[identity profile] perhael.livejournal.com 2004-05-14 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
:: grin :: perrin is the cutest thing ever.

[identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com 2004-05-14 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
he's been talking about blue chickens with three hands lately too.