i know, i know. don't give me an (even more) swelled head.

i want MY puppy. (i just call all dogs puppies because i don't like the words 'dog' and 'doggie'.) but i am in horror of the puppy-less existence. everyone should have a puppy. a person without a dog is like a superhero without a sidekick.

ok, exception for the kind of people who wouldn't have sidekicks if they were in comics. they maybe don't need dogs. there should be some kind of test. maybe with inkblots.