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perrin: chickens have been laying tomatoes for thousands of years.
me: they have? oh.
p: and eggplants have been laying roosters for thousands of years.
me: oh, they have? that's certainly very VERY strange. are eggplants chickens?
p, gleefully: eggplants are chickens!
me: oh. eggplants are chickens, huh?
p: and eggplants don't understand what the words mean when you say 'come in,' when the phone rings!
me: oh no. that's not good.
p: talk about why.
me: well, because then when the phone rings and you need the eggplants to come inside, they might not come.
me: they have? oh.
p: and eggplants have been laying roosters for thousands of years.
me: oh, they have? that's certainly very VERY strange. are eggplants chickens?
p, gleefully: eggplants are chickens!
me: oh. eggplants are chickens, huh?
p: and eggplants don't understand what the words mean when you say 'come in,' when the phone rings!
me: oh no. that's not good.
p: talk about why.
me: well, because then when the phone rings and you need the eggplants to come inside, they might not come.
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i can see it now... .
perrin: today on our show we have a giant talking wooooster!
guest: is he talking about me?
audience: YESSSSSSSSS!
perrin: wooooosters talk because they have to eat guacamoooole!