Where are the nuclear wessels?

1. Bad lip-syncing in music videos is embarrassing to watch.



2. Two days ago, I stepped over the broken remains of a bottle that actually said WODKA on it. If not for the broken glass I'd've taken it with me. Today it was still there so I took a picture with my cameraphone. The brand is magic, so it actually says WODKA MAGIC. But I can't get the picture to my computer because I can't email pictures with the pre-paid phone chip.

this is kind of obnoxious spam, actually, but -

My dad is seriously so awesome. He emailed me this poem which I unfortunately cannot share because 1) the real name issue and 2) it hasn't been published yet. But - hahahhahahahahaha. ♥!!!!!!