no joy! i don't think i myself could write the protagonist without making her irritating. cause she irritates me. but i'm sure someone else hipper and snappier than i could do it! i'm sure.

obviously, see, she and the asshat are already sleeping together, and he has already made out with tash and tash is evidently bisexual and captain jack, as we know, has sexual tension with everyone, but especially he has already french-kissed the sad little chauffeur boy back to life... so maybe yanto gets sad and wibbly sometime and he and tash are drinking together and it leads to drunken kissing, but owen walks in on them and... or gwen gets fed up with captain jack and decides to just fuck him so she slams his back against the wall and kisses him and starts to undo his pants when owen walks in but jack grabs him before he can run away again and they're all standing there panting and half-unfastened when... no, see, i clearly can't do it.