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An Abbreviated Retelling
Scene 1 - Dr Watson's consulting room
Holmes: Baby, I'm back!
Watson: Agh! (faints)
Scene 2 - Dr Watson's consulting room, five minutes later
Watson: You complete and utter fucker!
Holmes: Sorry. You wanna go solve some crimes?
Watson: (pause) Okay.