In lieu of an entry, how about the burning question of fanfiction?

[cimorene]

[Poll #949489]

If it's too early in the day for burning questions, have St Patrick Drives The Snakes From Ireland (cartoon; link from cleolinda).

Comments

[schonste.livejournal.com]

Most pertinent example of the second option for me: I was reading a story that was very good, beautiful, and it got to the sex scene, very romantic, and it gave the description that one of the characters "moaned like a cow giving birth".

While this may not be significant

it pretty much ruined my life. XD

[cimness.livejournal.com]

...A bit more colourful than usual but still encapsulates why I choose #2 as well.