Spiderman 3

[cimorene]

Emo!Spiderman wears black on the outside because black is how he feels on the inside.

Presumably he wears guyliner and Connor Oberst's hair because evil is smoooove while good is painfully earnest and suffers from a slight stutter. So basically he turns into Pete Wentz. He even learns how to tip and gains good business sense.

I really want that painting of Willem Dafoe from Harry's house, though.

What I really DO NOT WANT is any more movies whose "plots" are thinly disguised allegories about drug/alcohol addiction. I would say someone should have warned me, but I might have known if I'd read the articles about it in Total Film and Empire, so it was sadly my own fault. At least Bryce Dallas Howard and Kirsten Dunst were hot. And, to be fair, I laughed a lot.

Comments

[flyingcheerio.livejournal.com]

I laughed so hard when Spiderman turned all emo!

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was shouting with laughter at points! EMO GARGOYLE.

[kmazzy.livejournal.com]

i mostly laughed at two girls in the cinema who had funny laughs and also every time Peter rode his motorbike thingy. bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. :)

[thegoldsky.livejournal.com]

wait, BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD is in this movie? omg. must see.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Don't lie, you're really after Pete!Spidey.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

What about the "Im in ur jazz club, touchin Bryce Dallas Howard" scene? Okay, okay, the motorbike was hilarious too.