"I literally jumped out of my skin when I heard this."

[cimorene]

Oh God, you guys - sometimes I just love badfic so much.

I have a headache from laughing so hard.

This totally beats "My heart was literally in my throat", too.

Comments

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Even less sanitary than your heart being in your throat, which is far from good for your health.

[sinden.livejournal.com]

It would makes eating and drinking and breathing so difficult.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Even if you were a vampire.

[sinden.livejournal.com]

Indeed. It could lead to all sorts of embarassing situations.