...she only does it to annoy, and not because she pleases.

my subconscious is obviously very imaginative. i'm pretty sure i'm not imaginary, but am wary of the pinching-test, now. not a somnabulist--all the dream occurred in my own bed! i'll have to go with (?).

awww, sorry! well, i'll put length warnings on in future! :) <--or links. if i can figure out how to do that.