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Cassie Edwards, a professional author, has generously taken time out of her schedule to better help us understand the tricky ethical concept of 'plagiarism,' and how it differs from 'inspiration.' As a token of thanks, here is a passage of Edwards' writing for you to be inspired by. Prizes will be awarded for those whose inspired works most closely hew to Edwards' words, with special consideration given to greatest number of consecutive words one is inspired by.