Can you also see the future, share telepathic thoughts/sex with your mate, and seduce anyone you choose by means of a vaguely-described Magickal Dance of Sensual Magickiness that might or might not be like a flamenco?

Because that WOULD be pretty cool...

I did think it an odd coincidence that I ran into this bit of badfic right after that post you made. Offensive badfic - now eerily apropos!