I'm still wayyyyyy at the beginning of NCIS. Although I guess you could say I was spoiled, in that twisted way you get spoiled by badfic where when you actually get there in canon you're like "But I thought Tony turned into a little girl and cried in this episode! Huh."

Yeah, I guess Tony is the one it's believable for. And Gibbs would refuse to have sex with him while he's married to someone else! MORE CRACK! And whoever it was would want to refuse to get a divorce. And Tony would be like "It's probably not even legal. Don't worry about it, boss." and Gibbs would be like, "You got married in Cuba, DiNozzo, not in (...can't actually think of anywhere except Fiji?). It's legal."