because they make me shudder when i read them. and almost cry for the poor deceived writers who don't realize how much they suck. made the mistake of reading part 29/29 of one about poor litte orli and his addictions to drugs and hurting himself and how much sean bean, amazingly, loves both him and viggo, so that in the sequel, orli will get out of rehab and they will clearly form a happy threesome.

*groan*