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[cimorene]

i dreamed i was taking some kind of class in figure skating and i had to do a routine with paige (the host from trading spaces). also we had backup skaters (i guess this is like backup dancers?) and one of them was a rather voluptuous, pale-skinned black woman, who surprised everyone by lifting paige up and kissing her upside-down. they were actually both upside down, like standing on hands, so god knows how they were still skating, but anyway, yeah, french-kissing. and the whole audience erupted in cheers and applause.

o.O