and only one Penis Shrapnel Story, because, really, penis shrapnel: it's not the kind of thing you just come up with.
I remember a Sherlock Holmes one! Except it was more the aftermath years later of penis shrapnel and Watson's hatred of all things gay, but desperation for orgasm from Holmes by means of his prostate (because, well, penis shrapnel means that sort of stimulation is right out). It was just helping a friend out, honestly! . . . Sometimes, I have to wonder at the things I have read the whole way through over the years.