Oh, gods, the concept of Mansplaining just got SO MUCH MORE RIDICULOUS.

(I hate heels and can't ever wear them; the salesreps where I work are forbidden from wearing them and still do it, even after being sent home because of it. And they complain like heels are somewhere in the Bill of Rights. And one of them buys the most uncomfortable cheap-looking flats, and then shows everybody her blisters, because as everyone knows, flat shoes give you blisters. Heels never ever do. I want to slap her. Today might be the day ....)