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[cimorene]

cim thing: i mean, somewhere, somehow, someone thought that it would be good to write this story. we should give things a sweat nymph award.
GhettoHobbit: Definitely
GhettoHobbit: How will we make the statue?
cim thing: congratulations! cim and holls can't figure out what kind of crack you were smoking, but keep it away from them!
cim thing: out of sweat?
cim thing: only... hm. :-( that's not very permanent!
GhettoHobbit: and smelly
cim thing: that too. sweat is a suitable material, though. hopefully we'll find another, equally suitable, yet more solid one.
GhettoHobbit: Frozen sweat glazed?
cim thing: ummmmmmmmmmmm, maybe not
cim thing: because what if it got hot?
cim thing: also, it's hard to sculpt with ice. harder than it looks, anyway
GhettoHobbit: Not too sure.....
GhettoHobbit: Spam?
cim thing: ah-HA!
cim thing: you may have found it.
cim thing: you can experiment and get back to me.