for when the story is not only bad, but so bad that you can't figure out why the hell anyone would t

[cimorene]

cim thing: i mean, somewhere, somehow, someone thought that it would be good to write this story. we should give things a sweat nymph award.
GhettoHobbit: Definitely
GhettoHobbit: How will we make the statue?
cim thing: congratulations! cim and holls can't figure out what kind of crack you were smoking, but keep it away from them!
cim thing: out of sweat?
cim thing: only... hm. :-( that's not very permanent!
GhettoHobbit: and smelly
cim thing: that too. sweat is a suitable material, though. hopefully we'll find another, equally suitable, yet more solid one.
GhettoHobbit: Frozen sweat glazed?
cim thing: ummmmmmmmmmmm, maybe not
cim thing: because what if it got hot?
cim thing: also, it's hard to sculpt with ice. harder than it looks, anyway
GhettoHobbit: Not too sure.....
GhettoHobbit: Spam?
cim thing: ah-HA!
cim thing: you may have found it.
cim thing: you can experiment and get back to me.

Comments

[loreleif.livejournal.com]

Okay, I may have to hurt you for linking to the sweat nymph story. Severely.

You know, I'm sure there are, but I would desperately hope there aren't enough stories with ten-foot-pole ideas to merit a regular award. -shudder- Was it the sweat story itself that brought on the idea, or something else?

[hollsh.livejournal.com]

WTF??? (http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=847199)

Here's another nominee....read the whole thing, it is painful I know, but you have to do it to appreciate its true shittiness. Also, read my review.

It's BAD!!!!!

[cimness.livejournal.com]

no, it was a due South/x-files crossover involving aliens. i didn't actually read it, only the summary.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

oh god. how could you do this to me?

::whimper::

[guinevere33.livejournal.com]

saramon & sergio already tried the soy cow thing, so that's out :)