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real things that a real, adult person actually said to me today include
TW: GROSS FOOD
"I never use ketchup... I don't even like it. I mean, except when I'm making pasta sauce with ground beef and on top of the pizza crust of course, but not just on top of food."
#WHY #HOW #NO #NOPE #THAT'S NOT HOW YOU FOOD
"I never use ketchup... I don't even like it. I mean, except when I'm making pasta sauce with ground beef and on top of the pizza crust of course, but not just on top of food."
#WHY #HOW #NO #NOPE #THAT'S NOT HOW YOU FOOD