So many questions though like how can you have sex with a giant snake (don't answer that) and if Tom IS a giant snake, is he literally a giant snake? Or like a centaur? Or like Beetlejuice, when he goes snake-y? Does he have that hot Young Riddle actor's face, or upper body, or what? (Obviously I discount the possibility that the NR rating doesn't include wacky giant snake interspecies, otherwise what is the point)
Also why did the apes in the Congo teach Harry of the Jungle one word of English? Or a handful of words? Was it the words they overheard like on tv? Do apes in the jungle watch tv? Were these urban apes? Do they only know a few words, period, or is it like "Hello my name is" and "What is your hobby" in English, and the rest French?
What WAS the human-centaur trafficking plan? What is Dumbledore's relationship with the centaurs? Is human slavery a normal thing for them???
Not asking any questions about the Smaug/humanoids thing, because it's been done so much that I'm afraid I will get mental images as a result.
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Also why did the apes in the Congo teach Harry of the Jungle one word of English? Or a handful of words? Was it the words they overheard like on tv? Do apes in the jungle watch tv? Were these urban apes? Do they only know a few words, period, or is it like "Hello my name is" and "What is your hobby" in English, and the rest French?
What WAS the human-centaur trafficking plan? What is Dumbledore's relationship with the centaurs? Is human slavery a normal thing for them???
Not asking any questions about the Smaug/humanoids thing, because it's been done so much that I'm afraid I will get mental images as a result.