Bad Epithets

[cimorene]

• beside the pleased-looking boy


• immediately taking the young, anxiety-prone nerd under his wing


• The door of the named one's house was being knocked on insistently.


• shooting the golden boy sitting by her side half a smile,


• The balding man rolled his eyes


• He really was a sucker for the rocker.


• He couldn't help but let his mind wander to the mousey haired boy who walked in the door


• incredibly conflicted feelings towards the 5'11" former jock with beautiful hair and a mean right hook.


And finally, the best one of all, because it's using a bad epithet FOR A WATERMELON:


• the muscles in his arms and stomach flexing with the force it took to clamp down on the larger than average melon, even by internationally imported fruit standards.