man with two butts

[cimorene]

Two days ago I dreamed "man with two butts" was a massive old meme that was so oversaturated that when someone started to say it it was like 🙄 "...Yeah yeah, the man with two butts was there."

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[princessofgeeks]

WTAF

[phosfate]

Man door hook butts.

[cimorene]

See, that's why I don't remember any context, I think. I was dreaming this shortly before waking up and as I started to wake up, my brain suddenly woke up enough to go "Wait, what?" and it startled me awake and then i couldn't remember any more. LOL.

[cimorene]

The porn version...

[phosfate]

Now wondering if there are porn versions of urban legends.

[cimorene]

Chuck Tingle might have done it, but I can't think of one offhand.

[phosfate]

It doesn't ring a bell, but he's written so many that I could easily have missed it.

[krait]

I really want to tie this in with the "THE BUTTS MATCH!" Batman meme, but am not sure how... Two Butts Man is Bruce Wayne's moniker among those who believe? Or their name for anyone who doesn't believe? Two Butts Man is the internet's nickname for the conspiracy theorist OP? Hmmmm.

[cimorene]

Oh, I didn't remember about that. But it seems sad to reduce it to a man who wouldn't have the two butts at the same time.