no, wait--maybe they ARE having sex!

[cimorene]

well, folks, apparently there was more than one shred of evidence that dom was banging elijah! and here i wasted all my time debunking the ONE piece of evidence, and now we're going to have to call the caterers and cancel the party. it would be a little gauche to celebrate, after all, with the cause for celebration absent. a little embarrassing, actually. so premature we were! so full of pride and greed, to believe that people who disagreed with us had only the one piece of evidence.

well, i've learned my lesson. from now on, i won't assume that someone is totally devoid of arguing skills simply because she disagrees with me.

if actors are to be left to their privacy, if rumors are not to be spread about, then it must be shown, clearly, perfectly, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that none of said rumors ever had a chance of being true! we won't settle for less than complete and total victory, here. i'm sure we can do it--especially now that i've got the ring in my grasp.

who stands with me?

do i need to get out the engraved invitations?

Comments

[pirateyes.livejournal.com]

Are you mocking their pure love? *gasp*

But I was almost positive that writing something on one's hand (completely cryptically or not) was a sure declaration of undying devotion.

I guess all those times I joined the 'pen15' club in junior high have steered me wrong. And I really thought that I'd gotten lucky and there actually were that many gay boys in my class. Dammit.

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[cimness.livejournal.com]

no no, as long as there's OTHER EVIDENCE too, you don't have to despair. ::pets jess::