HEY CLAIRE. IF ELIJAH WANTS TO FUCK PR HE WILL MAKE A PEACE SIGN WITH HIS LEFT HAND, PASS IT ON TO THE MAN WITH THE BROWN PAPER PACKAGE AT THE THIRD FROM LAST GREEN TRASHCAN ON MAIN STREET IN FRONT OF THE COURT HOUSE.
oh wait. the man with the brown paper package--okay, are you ready? it might be a WHITE paper package but in that case he will be ten minutes late and have a feather in his hat, if he's wearing a hat, and if he's not wearing a hat he will be wearing a brooks brothers shirt, pale blue to symbolize the endless skies of a world of gay love, with the top two buttons undone and no tie at all. he will know the secret word, unless he's got on a red armband, in which case you can recognize him by a sealed note he will be carrying. but you'll have to ask him for it.
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watch out for limousines with tinted windows.
pr is everywhere.