*eyes widen* That is very, very long and I shall get back to you on this in a couple of months days. But fulfilling my role as goodlittleminion it's wonderful, truly the best piece of fic ever. In fact, it's so good people should pay to read it. Heck, most people don't even deserve to read something that good. They should offer pittance if they've read it already by crawling around in sewers for 30 days shouting your praises. And then give you their first born children. And lots of money.

Why yes, I am slightly drunk.