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so i went to the university of alabama's thingamajig where they hire for temporary positions. the pool, the receptionist told me, requires 40 or 50 wpm. dude. if a secretary wanted to work for me with that speed i'd laugh politely in his or her face. (oh, i'm sorry, you WERE joking?) of course, nwpm and gwpm show quite a difference (in my case of 20 or 30 words :p), but still.
dude.
off to make more voluptuous!icons.
was fingerprinted at the police station as my family are going to have a foster child. the 'technician,' on one of two cards, printed my left index finger twice and omitted my ring finger: 'oops,' she said, 'that's not your ring finger. maybe it'll get by.' and finished the card.
good thing for the world that i'm not a criminal, huh?
dude.
off to make more voluptuous!icons.
was fingerprinted at the police station as my family are going to have a foster child. the 'technician,' on one of two cards, printed my left index finger twice and omitted my ring finger: 'oops,' she said, 'that's not your ring finger. maybe it'll get by.' and finished the card.
good thing for the world that i'm not a criminal, huh?