1. i do not at all approve of my friends having lives. they should all do nothing all day so i would not be forced to transcribe linguistics homework or finish the k/s vignette. *gnashes teeth* i am so. fucking. tired. of the k/s vignette.

2. essay about jane austen in the style of jane austen: cool, not cool? you decide. That essay won me a perfect grade, a lot of compliments from the teacher, and an entire lecture devoted to her making the class read it out loud and explaining to them analytically how awesome I was. Too bad I lost the essay when moving computers later...

3. someone remind me loudly that i cannot write poetry. say it with me: "you cannot write poetry. you suck at poetry."

4. have v. little appetite. is it bad to have eaten only one meal yesterday and one meal today? i think it is. i cannot lose any more weight. *worry worry* but but. i put the food in my mouth and it tastes like. nothing. i'm totally not hungry. goddamned medicine.

5. have decided all my subject lines will be lyrics when i can't think of anything.

6. got email from k'sal!!! my first charming and urbane penpal, prior even to the inestimable ravie. she still loves me! even if she did call me a valley girl.

7. i'm not, like, a valley girl, am i?