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last night i dreamt...
+there were a ton of people at my house. ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ninglor and jennaria had brought a full-size alligator and were hiding it in my little sister's room with randwise_gamgee's help. claire ran to tell me; the alligator started... doing something bad? and my dad had to wrestle it (o.0) while i called 911, but they kept putting me on hold. then i posted to livejournal and versaphile im'd me to say the whole thing should go in fandom_wank.
+guinevere33 and i were rollerblading on an ice-skating rink with my cousin kyndra, my friend rachel, and a bunch of other people. rachel insisted on crossing the road when it wasn't safe.
+i was my own paternal grandmother, seducing my grandfather in a library. i had a tiny little bottle of liquor. it looked like a perfume bottle.
+i was a victorian lady having a gay marriage with another victorian lady. there were old-fashioned cameras and everyone was in victorian clothes, but the wedding seemed to be taking place in my sister's elementary school cafeteria, with the photos taken on the stage. there were victorian lamps set up at various places on the linoleum floor.
+i was miserably trapped in this horrible high school, being forced to play the oboe by a 'music appreciation' teacher who knew nothing about the instrument. i snuck into the room and stole the oboe while exchanging acid, barbed remarks with her, and took the elevator to the school lobby. it was snowing. we were right on the ocean.wax_jism came in to pick me up on a little yacht with a teeny tiny bathroom that was very difficult to shower in.
ninglor and jennaria had brought a full-size alligator and were hiding it in my little sister's room with randwise_gamgee's help. claire ran to tell me; the alligator started... doing something bad? and my dad had to wrestle it (o.0) while i called 911, but they kept putting me on hold. then i posted to livejournal and versaphile im'd me to say the whole thing should go in fandom_wank.+
guinevere33 and i were rollerblading on an ice-skating rink with my cousin kyndra, my friend rachel, and a bunch of other people. rachel insisted on crossing the road when it wasn't safe.+i was my own paternal grandmother, seducing my grandfather in a library. i had a tiny little bottle of liquor. it looked like a perfume bottle.
+i was a victorian lady having a gay marriage with another victorian lady. there were old-fashioned cameras and everyone was in victorian clothes, but the wedding seemed to be taking place in my sister's elementary school cafeteria, with the photos taken on the stage. there were victorian lamps set up at various places on the linoleum floor.
+i was miserably trapped in this horrible high school, being forced to play the oboe by a 'music appreciation' teacher who knew nothing about the instrument. i snuck into the room and stole the oboe while exchanging acid, barbed remarks with her, and took the elevator to the school lobby. it was snowing. we were right on the ocean.
wax_jism came in to pick me up on a little yacht with a teeny tiny bathroom that was very difficult to shower in.
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that happens to me all the time in dreams. that, or i'm in the middle of dialing and i keep pressing the wrong buttons, over and over and over.
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Too bad it couldn't have been a giant stuffed teddy bear.
Dreams are so silly like that. >.
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