AUGH. THIS IS THE DAY OF WTF? FIC.

[cimorene]

::brainspork::

i just read, if you can believe it, a reincarnation will/jack fic in which they flashback to their past selves during sex. they both seem to be ACCOUNTANTS. oh. my. god.

"Well, yes." He paused, then said, "Will, do you believe in past lives?"

"You mean, did I an hour ago, or do I now?"

"Good answer. Me too."

unclean! UNCLEAN! >.

Comments

[tanglesof.livejournal.com]

a kiss that made his eyes vibrate?! there really is no limit to the human imagination, is there? good grief.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

your icon is THIS cool.

(good grief, yes. UGH. @.<)

[tanglesof.livejournal.com]

it's my 'beat the idiots' icon. UGH is exactly right.

[lagoonlady.livejournal.com]

Um. I enjoy reading this... but not because it is good, if you know what I mean.

I also enjoy Plan 9 From Outer Space.

If you really don't enjoy bad story but still want to torture yourself, try this one:

Jack Sparrow In Your Speed Boat by lovely moon
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1484575 (http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1484575)

The title just says it all, doesn't it?

[cimness.livejournal.com]

yes, i enjoy the other parts of the reincarnation fic. i enjoy some kinds of badfic, but i'm afraid i was very unpleasantly surprised by the sex setting it all off. sex leading to the touching of souls is a squick of mine. spirituality does not belong in sex scenes.