estrogen surges reaching dangerous levels.

[cimorene]

there's a problem.

ewan mcgregor is way too hot.

and now there's ANOTHER problem: liam neeson's biceps.

DUDE. there needs to be a law against, i don't know, impressive biceps? polo shirts that are moderately tight about the upper arms?

i don't even like liam neeson that much, in a sweaty unclothed way--at least i didn't! just ask wax_jism! i said his legs were too long for his torso! but then i looked at his biceps. and as i said to randwise_gamgee,

cim thing: gah.
cim thing: what is with this sudden surge of estrogen?
cim thing: i'm like, 'biceps! must have babies!'

eta:

cim thing: you've never been beset with the urge to have the babies of someone whose legs you think are unattractive, who's older than your father, when you don't even like babies.