estrogen surges reaching dangerous levels.

[cimorene]

there's a problem.

ewan mcgregor is way too hot.

and now there's ANOTHER problem: liam neeson's biceps.

DUDE. there needs to be a law against, i don't know, impressive biceps? polo shirts that are moderately tight about the upper arms?

i don't even like liam neeson that much, in a sweaty unclothed way--at least i didn't! just ask wax_jism! i said his legs were too long for his torso! but then i looked at his biceps. and as i said to randwise_gamgee,

cim thing: gah.
cim thing: what is with this sudden surge of estrogen?
cim thing: i'm like, 'biceps! must have babies!'

eta:

cim thing: you've never been beset with the urge to have the babies of someone whose legs you think are unattractive, who's older than your father, when you don't even like babies.

Comments

[pickledixy.livejournal.com]

*pat pat pat*

*wonders if that is like a surge of testosterone*

[wax-jism.livejournal.com]

Yup, I got that baby-making urge from Billy Boyd, me. First and only time. The horrors. I think I'm better now, though, but it was very disturbing at the time.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

i remember that! you were funneh at the time (i hadn't experienced it and still could laugh). you were like, 'omg his little bald head. I WANT BALD BABIES!'

[wax-jism.livejournal.com]

Biology will do that to a body. Horrible.

[mirabella]

Biceps!

Also, I saw the screencaps from Serpent's Kiss on that Ewan site and must now break down and order it, because yeah, naked Ewan.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

BICEPS.

auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. so you see what i mean.

(i guess you don't hate babies though, what with having a kid.)

the more nekkid ewan you supply the better. imho.

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