contradictory philosophies of snuggling

[cimorene]

did you ever notice how sometimes when you haven't arranged yourself properly to sit for a long time yet, a cat (or two) will come up and pin you down, right across the crotch, kneading your thigh and purring; head on your calf, hugging your left ankle, curled up right between your feet so you can't move either one of them or she'll fall? and you know if you move you'll wake them up, so instead you sit there for sometimes hours after your but and your ankle fall asleep, and you still feel guilty when you move the little bitches?

yeah.