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Cimorene ([personal profile] cimorene) wrote2005-04-01 01:31 pm
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if there was a csi:nyquotes journal, this would go there.

[livejournal.com profile] stellaluna_ reveals the dark side of our favourite emotional cripple marine:

Mac is one of those people who attempts to logically analyze jokes. "But a priest and a rabbi *wouldn't* walk into a bar together. The entire premise of the joke rests upon a shaky foundation."

(Stella: "I hate you.")


note that his sleeves ARE rolled up exactly the same!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/stellaluna_/ 2005-04-01 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
That icon has never been more appropriate. I don't even want to tell you what he thinks of the one about the string walking into the bar. Or knock-knock jokes in general.

note that his sleeves ARE rolled up exactly the same!

I KNEW it.

Folded three times on each side, then pulled & tugged & fussed with until they're even.

[identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com 2005-04-01 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't even want to tell you what he thinks of the one about the string walking into the bar. Or knock-knock jokes in general.


but that just gives stella a new method of torment: collecting jokes that are scientifically impossible just to offend his sensibilities. i bet she tries to use them to her advantage when she needs a quick subject change.