!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIGHLANDER BADFIC

[cimorene]

DUNCAN JUST REFUSED TO HAVE SEX IF METHOS DIDN'T BELIEVE HE WAS IN LOVE WITH HIM AND THEN GAVE HIM A WEDDING RING

ALSO WHEN DISTRESSED HE SAYS "YEW" INSTEAD OF YEW  AND ALSO YEWR AND  OTHER ABOMINATIONS

I THINK I'M LAUGHING TOO HARD TO USE PUNCTUATION

THIS IS THE BEST STORY EVER

SAVE THE LAST DANCE FOR ME BY SOMEBODY WHO REALLY LIKES WEDDING RINGS APPARENTLY

"Uh, I hate to be indelicate, but are you sure you can afford him?" HAHAH! :CRIES:

...OMG SO PERFECT! AHAH. I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS. THIS IS FUNNIER THAN ASTRID LINDGREN

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[cimness.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE NOT ONLINE SO I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT TO YOU I GUESS ESPECIALLY CAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE CONFUSED. BUT ANYWAY. IT IS VERY VERY FUNNY BADFIC THAT IS... UH... SHALL WE SAY... SOMEWHAT OUT OF CHARACTER.

wee capslock. ♥