ps LIEV!

dad hasn't answered his e-mail even though i got the sister to give him the 'urgent' heads-up.  i can't make a puppy-reservation for my christmas flights until he checks the dimensions of the dog crate!

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eating vinegar is like sex.

helpful hints for writing romance and slash no. 1,600,042

if, while you're writing slashfic, some poignantly pertinent lyrics come to your mind as inspiration but they don't really fit the tone of canon--for example, cohen/wainwright/whassis' "halleljuh" during the fast and the furious--keep it to yourself.

don't quote them.*

*the same applies to poetry. ESPECIALLY t.s. eliot.

fifty uses for vinegar

hahah. wondering why lily was purring like mad and licking the last molecules of malt vinegar off the armchair, i googled "cats + vinegar." a lot of people think cats hate the stuff, that you can keep them away by sprinkling it on the carpet. i guess that doesn't work on cornish rexes... or maybe it's just lily.

wee sleekit cowering beastie!

i might not've mentioned that i picked up the last published jeeves & wooster a coupla weeks ago at akatemiska bokhandeln or however you spell that. aunts aren't gentlemen.

the wee sleekit cowering beastie in the book is bertie, and also orlo porter; but it seems nice and catchy for the kitties too.

the fast and the furious porn rec

getting somewhere fast by shrift, nc-17, missing scene.

what's the word for someone's drug dealer, the person who supplies them with the smack or whatever? inasmuch as i need smack in the form of pornyporn slash, makesmewannadie is that. she seems to supply all my recs of that type, including this one.

just to clarify, i love vinegar.

especially in combination with salt.  mmmh.  when i said eating it was like sex, i meant in a good way.  it's an orgasm in my mouth, only it lasts longer because sometimes i can keep munching on pickles or malt vinegar chips for an hour at a time.

wax says i always type like i'm angry

i don't think i ever mentioned the extremely distressing fact that i've finished the entire contents of the sports night archive on trickster.  to my knowledge, there is no other archive, and i've also been through several extensive recs lists.  i think i may have mostly exhausted the available supply.  this is why i've been digging in tftf and csi.