DUDE. I had the most AWFUL yet hilarious DISNEY WORLD NIGHTMARE.
Wax and I, along with most of the people I knew in middle school, were going on a 5-day, 5-night cruise from Miami to Disney World on a big cruise ship.
So many things kept going wrong on the cruise that we basically never got to sleep. After the first night, some guys turned out to be evil Werecats! Who could turn into housecats, and used their powers to sneak into Wax's and my cabin and balcony and destroy stuff. I was grabbing them and trying to fling them out, but I got scratched, and they kept coming back. "Great," said Wax, "now our cats are going to turn into werecats too." I was like, "But our cats aren't here!" So we went to complain to the... boss lady of the cruise, who had an office. She wasn't answering the door and then we caught her leaving. She told us condescendingly that we shouldn't have been sleeping in the first place, and then they wouldn't have been able to sneak in. "Try sitting up," she said. "But we have to sleep!" I said. "You're not supposed to sleep in the cabin," she said scathingly. ( This is kind of hilarious, but it's really long and it's not actually kickass, so I've cut the rest which includes MY CRAZY PARENTS and also, MAYHEM AND DEATH. )
So many things kept going wrong on the cruise that we basically never got to sleep. After the first night, some guys turned out to be evil Werecats! Who could turn into housecats, and used their powers to sneak into Wax's and my cabin and balcony and destroy stuff. I was grabbing them and trying to fling them out, but I got scratched, and they kept coming back. "Great," said Wax, "now our cats are going to turn into werecats too." I was like, "But our cats aren't here!" So we went to complain to the... boss lady of the cruise, who had an office. She wasn't answering the door and then we caught her leaving. She told us condescendingly that we shouldn't have been sleeping in the first place, and then they wouldn't have been able to sneak in. "Try sitting up," she said. "But we have to sleep!" I said. "You're not supposed to sleep in the cabin," she said scathingly. ( This is kind of hilarious, but it's really long and it's not actually kickass, so I've cut the rest which includes MY CRAZY PARENTS and also, MAYHEM AND DEATH. )
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