What the borrowed laptop screen looked like this morning

just sayin'

Right now I would really like a berry cream cake with fresh berries. Or a trifle, that would be okay, and in that case, what with the wine and pudding, the berries don't have to be fresh.

Also, even if you don't actually know anything about the plots of the previous Vampire Teenie Twu Wub trainwreck/romances in Stephanie Meyer's Twilight series, I highly recommend reading cleolinda's lol-filled spoilery recap-reviews of the new book. You know, if you like the lulz. SO MUCH LULZ. Like the other ones only MORE.

Wax's cute new glasses and grotesquely swollen jaw