
Keen's suede "Ventura".
waxjism's family, simply because they are slobs and because it's my hobby to
talk about shoes, have this annoying ide fixe that I am some kind of Imelda Marcos. Despite the fact that they have only seen me in high heels
at a wedding, because I otherwise invariably wear sneakers or ballet flats, when a commercial for Paris during Eurovision last night consisted of someone filling a suitcase with about 8 pairs of fugly high heels Brother Windows thought it was quite witty to quip "It must be Cim going on a trip!" And he acted surprised when I pointed out that I don't even
own more than two pairs of them (I'd certainly never take them on vacation).
When I pointed out a coupla years ago that at my age 15 pairs of shoes (of which 6 were sneakers, one were galoshes and one were snowboots!) wasn't very much, they were all "Oh,
only fifteen!" Whereas 15 is totally
standard for any sort of adult woman who cares about fashion, regardless of whether she is particularly into shoes.
( My actual shoe collection, if we're counting, would currently number 20: )