header spelunking: breadsports

1. Ashlee Evans. Britain's top psychopath, but one hell of a crime scene solver. Just by one look she can tell you your entire backstory. What happens when a psychopath and a sociopath have to work together? The unexpected, of course. Secrets come out and old enemies come back to haunt Ashlee, causing her to need the ultimate protection. Ashlee discovers that working with Sherlock Holmes, anything can happen.


2. i literally do not remember writing this so if you find errors tell me [Substitute 'plagiarism' for 'errors' and you've got a useful disclaimer for Cassie Clare!]


3. Tags: Bread Sex
   By which I mean it's breadkink. Again. Breadplay? I don't even know anymore. Soggy baguette. Breadsports. Yeah.


4. Warning: The dialogue is in French.


5. Upon meeting Martin, an omega, Richard's alpha nose finally, at long last, picks up the scent of his mate, his true omega, the one he's going to spend the rest of his life with. But there's a slight problem and that problem is Benedict Cumberbatch.

♥perhael #s 1-2

ballet flats of the day

Hush Puppies "Janessa" in red and blue; Rocket Dog "Pippie" in black/white; Iron Fist "Scary Prairie" flat
Rocket Dog "Ventana" in red; Mel "Strawberry" in red; Iron Fist "Heavy Metal" flat; Melissa "Divine Fade" in red/beige

EFL

At some point over the course of this Finnish class I formed a long-term career goal without noticing it. I'd like to teach English as a foreign language to adults now. I can't actually remember when I decided that was what I wanted to do anymore, though... also I'm not sure precisely what the qualification for that is like in Finland, but regardless, it doesn't matter too much because I won't be able to do anything in that direction until my Finnish is better. I still don't want to badly enough to move to Vasa. Eugh.